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Love these? Get BOTH packs of Offensive & Demotivational Pens!
1 set of each
Demotivational Pens phrases include:
You can be replaced
It will probably get worse
Failure is always an option
You're going to fuck it up at some point
Dream big then settle
Offensive Pens phrases include:
That's Not My Job
Per My Last Email
I'm Starting
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The nurses at the hospitals I go to (I am a Paramedic) keep asking where I got these and then try to steal the ones I am using!! Perfect gift!
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David · August 24, 2026
Bought as a Christmas gift for my EMT husband who is constantly writing at work. He absolutely loves them! Already talking about the next ones he wants to buy!
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Jennifer · December 26, 2025
Love these pens they write amazing! My team also loves them