Finally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle. That’s why we’re proud to announce t
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So rad, great quality, comes with a little funnel too
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Brent · 5 days ago
I’ve been searching for a new flask for ages ever since my old one bit tbe dust. This new one is gorgeous, perfect and has a nice heavy feel to it.
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Erica · July 17, 2026
Everyone thinks I’m an alcoholic.
Im just hydrated.
