0 Days Sober Tee

Name: Unethical Threads 0 Days Sober Tee - 0 Days Sober Tee
Brand: Unethical Threads
SKU: 40498474942546
Price: 24.99 USD
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Rating: 4.5 (2 reviews)

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The 0 Days Sober Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who've made peace with the fact that the counter isn't going anywhere. Heavyweight cotton, simple graphic, zero pretense. If your longest streak is "this morning before brunch," this is your shirt.
Who actually wears this?
People who think sobriety chips are just poker chips with

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