There are two types of chooks in this world.
Chooks who plan ahead...
...and chooks doing 110 km/h with the fuel light on, yelling "Hold the door, mate!" as they sprint into the bottle-o at 20:57.
You've already done the mental maths.
"It's only seven minutes away."
"Nah, She’ll be right!
Every red light becomes a personal attack.
You thr
