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Pants Are Bullshit Tee

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      We at The Chivery, along with our buddies over at Buy Me Brunch agree that on most days, pants are unnecesary and straight up annoying.
      The Pants Are Bullshit T-Shirt is perfect for those lazy days, large pizzas, and Netflix binges.
      How Does It Fit
      Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.

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      Great shirt with hilarious print! Sizing was perfect and the material and great quality. I love the free shipping, as I always hate to pay for shipping. Great company to work with. I accidentally ordered 2 of the same and customer service was prompt and awesome!

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      Danna · December 21, 2023

      These shirts are always great quality and fit true to size. Some of the softest you can buy. The website is easy to navigate with lots of unique designs.

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      greeneyes13 · December 21, 2023

      Awesome shirt

      Comfortable and loose fitting... for those that know me, shirt pretty much nails it. 3 comments and numerous smiles the first time I had it on.

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      John · December 21, 2023

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