Unscented formula: Allows users to customize their fragrance experience
Minimal added fragrance: Reduces exposure to synthetic scents for sensitive users
Distinctive sarcastic scent profile: Delivers a unique and memorable aroma
Premium grooming product: Designed for men seeking quality and style
Summarized by Shop
This is our Unscented product, Now with 100% less Fragrance added than previous versions! Scent Profile: Sarcasm, smartassery, and insensitive insults. You may not be able to smell them, but they are in here. That's what friends are for!
Scent Profile
Sarcasm, smartassery, insensitive insults
Fragrance Additive Content
100% less than previous versions
Product Type
Unscented cologne
Intended Use
Personal grooming and fragrance
Summarized by Shop
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Hands down best beard butter on the market.
Works great as a body butter too. Super hydrating, absorbs fast, and not greasy. Highly recommend!
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Scott · June 30, 2026
This is an amazing butter. Leaves beard super soft and nourished. The owner recommended i olny use a little as it goes a long way and he is 100% correct 10/10.
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Michael · April 15, 2026
This butter is not completely unscented as it has a very subtle natural pleasant smell from the ingredients. However does not interfere with any scented oils used. Out of all my butters that I have and have used this one is entirely different! Have used it 2 nights in a row and it may just be the best! I dont say that lightly as the company that made the best butter imo recently closed.