52 unique darkly humorous affirmations provide alternative to traditional positivity decks for cynical users
High-quality thick card stock ensures durability and a premium feel
Includes a stylish box that doubles as a decor item and display stand for easy organization
Features bunny and bird characters for a whimsical, relatable touch
Perfect for validating contempt for the modern world and providing comic relief
Summarized by Shop
Cynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it:
52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alt
Number of Cards
52
Card Dimensions
4 x 5 inches
Box Dimensions
4.5 x 7 x 1 inches
Material
Cardboard
Display Stand
Included
Condition
Uncirculated
Summarized by Shop
4.9
288 ratings
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I purchased both the Haunting Affirmations and Cynical Affirmations decks after previously purchasing the Sinister Affirmations deck. I absolutely love all of the decks. I choose a card from each deck each week and put them on the stands on my desk. They are reminders to not take everything so seriously and to encourage the snark. The decks are excellent quality and easy to riffle or otherwise shuffle. I’m very pleased with my purchases and am happy to support this company. The orders were shipped quickly and arrived quickly with notifications on the status of my order being sent to me throughout the process. I highly recommend all of the decks, you won’t be disappointed unless you hate fun!
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Jaimee · 4 days ago
Great Quality
High quality cards. Loved the display block that came included. I like to post these around town on various pin up boards or leave them on random cafe tables.