A duck. On a hoodie. Waterproof, in theory. The hoodie is not.
He is floating calmly across the front of a garment that should never be worn in the rain, and he finds that funnier than you do.
Three tiers. They are genuinely different garments.
STANDARD | Gildan 18500
8 oz fleece, 50/50 cotton and polyester, classic fit, tr