Dad Jokes Napkins

Name: Five Star Napkins Dad Jokes Napkins - Dad Jokes Napkins
Brand: Five Star Napkins
SKU: 52955254751542
Price: 39.95 USD
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😂 Dad Jokes Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins
Groan-worthy, and that is entirely the point. Each pack of Dad Jokes Napkins holds 50 cotton cocktail napkins printed with the jokes he would have told anyway, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized 4.5″ × 4.5″. Made for Father's Day, the family barb

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the cocktail napkins are BRILLIANT!

the cocktail napkins are so fun! Everyone enjoyed sharing napkin quotes and lots of laughter. The quality is very high, good purchase!

Janet · April 30, 2026

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